I just got back from work, went upstairs to get changed and looked in the bathroom mirror. Horror! My mascara was nicely smudged under the eye.

I don’t know for how long that has been. Probably since my last two clients, one of them a two hours respite, the other one hour. After that I stopped at the patrol station and also went into Tesco. So everyone literally got a good eye full.

What the actual f**k?!

Does nowadays no-one has the decency to tell when you look like 5 rounds of boxing???

Not impressed, my friends, so not impressed!

Until the next time…